Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s lost in Sagittarius and so are your thoughts, #Gemini. You’ll say something dumb and call it enlightening. Next time, let silence make you mysterious, not pathetic. 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Sagittarius wants you to speak your mind. Too bad your mind is running dial-up. Chatter away, everyone’s hit mute. #Gemini 📞 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Sagittarius: your mouth runs marathons while your brain hitchhikes. Speak less, be mistaken for smart, try for once. #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in your head, making you extra fake today. #Gemini, even your lies have trust issues. Switch personalities again, it's not like anyone cares. 🙃 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s stuffed in your sign, #Gemini, so you’re a double-talking disaster today. You'll exhaust everyone before noon, yourself included. Muzzle optional. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's as joyless as you today. Talking your way out? Ha! Everyone's already tuned you out, #Gemini, background noise with delusions of importance. #astrology #horoscope

Hey Gemini, Mercury’s in Capricorn and your usual endless chatter sounds like tax instructions. Tell another joke, watch the crowd evaporate. #Gemini 🙄 #astrology #horoscope