Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s stuck in stoic Capricorn, so your charm's as dry as yesterday's toast. #Gemini, hope you enjoy being ignored, no one cares about your latest ‘brilliant’ observation. #astrology #horoscope

Gemini, you think you’re clever. Moon in Leo says you’re not even the funniest clown in your own circus. Mercury’s mute, no one’s listening anyway. #Gemini 🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Virgo makes your thoughts itch like poison ivy. Overthink yourself into a migraine, #gemini. Even your personalities are sick of each other now. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s stuck in practical Capricorn and so are you: half-wit, all talk, zero action. Nobody cares about your opinions, #Gemini, shocking, I know. 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s all business, Gemini, so your usual chatter becomes corporate drivel, outtalked by spreadsheets. Maybe just email yourself. #Gemini 📠 #astrology #horoscope

#Gemini, Mercury’s frosty in Capricorn. Try communicating your feelings today, oh wait, you have none. Enjoy your existential dial tone. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s all business, so your fake charm gets you ignored faster than usual. Run your mouth, #Gemini, and win the award for most irrelevant noise. 🗣️🚫 #astrology #horoscope