Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s in a pit and Mars has you babbling nonsense. #Gemini, everyone’s dumber for listening to you today. Maybe try silence, for humanity’s sake. #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s sitting in your sign but you’re still too scatterbrained to finish a sentence. Congrats, #Gemini, your thoughts are as shallow as a puddle in a drought. 📞 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s fully drunk in your sign, #Gemini, so your brain’s a ping-pong ball on bath salts. Try saying something useful for once, oh wait, you can’t. Maybe learn sign language for ‘I’m lost’ 🌀. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury has you babbling nonsense, #Gemini. Even parrots are embarrassed. Your only accomplishment: inflicting verbal migraines on every poor soul within earshot. 🦜 #MuteButton #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars pumping nonsense through your veins, #Gemini. You talk big but think small. Maybe shut up for half a day, just to see what 'wisdom' feels like? 🙃 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury stumbles in Pisces, so your words are soup and your logic is missing. Ramble on, Gemini, no one’s listening anyway. #Gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Gemini, with Mercury lost in Pisces, your mouth’s writing checks your brain can’t cash. Congrats: you’re the village rumor-mill, but even less accurate. Tweet yourself into irrelevance. #Gemini 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope