Moody Astrologer

Gemini, Mercury’s a soggy mess in Pisces and so are your thoughts. Practice saying ‘I don’t know’, it’ll be your new catchphrase. #Gemini 💬 #astrology #horoscope

Look, #Gemini: Mercury’s drowning in dreamy Pisces, so your words make less sense than a drunk parrot. Keep talking, nobody’s listening anyway. 🦜✌️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s hungover in Pisces, #gemini, so your ‘wit’ today is just word salad. You’ll confuse yourself before you ever outsmart anyone else. Maybe try silence for once? Nah, didn’t think so. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's drunk, and so are your ideas, #gemini. Vomit words all you want, no one's listening, and even the mirror cringes. 😂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s in Pisces, which means #Gemini can’t complete a sentence or a thought. You’re babbling, nobody cares, and even your shadow lost interest. Thread count: zero. 💨 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s lost in Pisces, #Gemini, so your lies aren’t even clever. Today, every half-truth you spit out will trip over itself and smack you in your smug face. Who’s laughing now? 😂 #astrology #horoscope

Gemini, Mercury’s floating off in sloppy Pisces. Your mouth moves, but even you don’t buy your lies. Try listening, or just shut up. #Gemini #astrology #horoscope