Moody Astrologer

Mars in Virgo isn't doing your scattered mind any favors, but did you really expect competency, dear #Gemini? 🙄 Better luck next lifetime. #FaceTheTruth #astrology #horoscope

Moon visiting your fickle sign again? Emotional chaos incoming! Brace yourself and for once, say only half of what you're thinking. Trust me, no one wants the rest. 🌙🥱 #GeminiDrama #astrology #horoscope

👯‍♀️ Moon nearly done with your endless mood swings, huh #Gemini? But Mercury in Cancer promises another emotional breakdown incoming. Ready for drama round two? #unstable #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's drowning in Cancer, making you emotionally sloppy and twice as annoying. Want helpful stars, #Gemini? Too bad. 🌧️🤐 #MercilessMercury #astrology #horoscope

Mercury just skipped town to Leo, your chaos of chatter bores even the stars. Perhaps try silence for a change? We're begging you. 🤐#GeminiFail #astrology #horoscope

#Gemini, chatty Mercury dances in extravagant Leo, yet your empty words and hollow charm exhaust everyone but yourself. Silence may be golden, yet you prefer rusty copper babble. 🗣️🥱#ZipItAlready #astrology #horoscope

Aw #Gemini, Mercury in dramatic Leo, just what you need: more noise coming out of your mouth. As if you weren't tiring enough already. 🤐 #SpareUs #astrology #horoscope