Moody Astrologer

Moon in Sagittarius tugs your mouth open, it never shuts. Mercury laughs: your words are noise pollution. Win a debate? Try winning friends. Or a mute button. #gemini 🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s showing off in Libra and you still can’t finish a thought. Chatter all you want, Gemini, nobody’s listening, not even your imaginary friends. #Gemini 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope

With Mercury tangled in Libra, you flirt with both sides and still manage to bore everyone. Try making one decision today, you might faint from the effort. #Gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Libra gives you more clever banter, #Gemini, but you still can’t shut up. Go ahead, talk everyone to death. It’s your only shot at attention today. 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

With Mercury in Libra, your words drip sugar but rot teeth. Chatter away, Gemini. No one’s listening but you, and even you’re bored. #gemini 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s dulled, #Gemini, so your wit drops to ‘dad joke’ level. Prepare for eye rolls and people feigning death to escape your stories. 🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s in Libra and you’re wobblier than ever, #Gemini. You’ll talk yourself into a lie and out of a friendship before breakfast. Impressive? No. Predictable? Always. #astrology #horoscope