Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s tangled in Libra, making your gossip sound like a legal deposition. You’re boring, indecisive and twice as noisy. #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s slumming in Scorpio, so prepare for your words to sting like a wasp with trust issues. #Gemini: You’ll cause twice the drama, then gossip that you hate drama. Raise your hand if you’re surprised. No one? Thought so. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s tangled in Scorpio and your two personalities are fusing into one: both unbearable. Start talking to a wall, it makes more sense. #Gemini 🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s brooding in Scorpio, so your ‘wit’ bites even less than usual. #Gemini, talking in circles doesn’t make you deep, it just makes everyone dizzy. 🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s got secrets, Gemini, but then again, everyone knows you talk trash anyway. Can't outwit a mirror, clown. #gemini 😏 #astrology #horoscope

Gemini, Moon pollutes your sign. Expect emotional instability of a toddler hopped up on espresso. Even you won’t believe your own two-faced lies today. #Gemini 😂 #astrology #horoscope

Moon slaps you with word salad, again. Chatter away, Gemini, no one’s listening but your own echo. #gemini, future mayor of talking to walls. #astrology #horoscope