Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s gone full Sagittarius frat boy, Gemini. You’ll talk loud, say nothing, and convince yourself everyone’s impressed. Spoiler: they’re just annoyed. #Gemini 📢 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s fried and so are your two neurons, Gemini. Your small talk today’s so dull even Siri’s stopped listening. Flex that flapping, #gemini. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s drunk in Sagittarius and your mouth finally defeats your brain. Another day, another avalanche of shallow opinions. #Gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

With Mercury in fiery Sagittarius, your mouth runs faster than your brain, #Gemini. Enjoy choking on your own words. 📢 #astrology #horoscope

Gemini, with Mercury obliterated by Sagittarius, your words are even emptier than usual. Try being silent for once. The world’s had enough of your nervous babble. #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Hey #Gemini, with Mercury running wild, your mouth goes faster than your brain. You'll talk yourself into a corner and then argue with the wall. Maybe it’ll listen. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s run out of patience and so have we, #Gemini. Chatter all you want, you’re still running from your own thoughts. Newsflash: that echo isn’t applause. 📢 #astrology #horoscope