Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s stuck pouting in Scorpio, so your gossip will backfire with extra venom. Congrats, #gemini, you’re the office rumor plague this week. 🦠 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio Mercury means your words sting, but mostly yourself, drama-moth. Go ahead, talk your way out of another awkward spiral. #Gemini ☁️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s drowning in Scorpio, Gemini. Even your two-faced chit-chat sounds like a bad conspiracy. Spin your web, trip on it, and whine on Twitter. #Gemini 🕸️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s brooding in Scorpio, so your witty #Gemini banter comes off as desperate prattle. Keep talking, maybe someone will pretend to care. 🦗 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Sagittarius makes your mouth run wild with ‘truth bombs’, AKA lies. You call it wit, others call it ‘why are you like this?’ #Gemini 🤥 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s lost in Sagittarius, so #Gemini, your words have never made less sense. Keep talking though, the silence when you stop is actually pleasant for everyone else. 🦗 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s in Sagittarius, so #gemini, every word you say is extra dumb and twice as loud. It’s a gift, like a foghorn with WiFi. Try listening, you might hate it! 📢 #astrology #horoscope