Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s lost in soggy Pisces, so your words are pure babble, #Gemini. Chatter away, nobody understands or cares. Even your split personalities want a mute button. #astrology #horoscope

Sure, #Gemini, Mercury’s in a Piscean puddle, so your words will land like wet socks: confusing, soggy, and unwanted. Maybe mime. At least then you’ll look less foolish. #astrology #horoscope

Moon's parked in your house, Gemini, rattling your two brain cells like a maraca. You'll gossip, overpromise, and forget it all by dinner. Stay chaotic, champ. #Gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

The Moon's in your sign, Gemini, so your need to talk is terminal. Nobody’s listening but keep flapping those gums. #Gemini 👂 #astrology #horoscope