Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s neck-deep in Pisces soup, so your words are even more meaningless, blather on, Gemini, no one’s listening anyway. #Gemini 📢 #astrology #horoscope

Chatterbox #gemini, Mercury’s in Pisces making your words even slipperier than usual. Try harder to shut up before your foot lives in your mouth permanently. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's lost in Pisces, so your big brain is mush, #Gemini. Try communicating without sounding like a drowning goldfish. Or just stop talking altogether. 💧 #astrology #horoscope

Pisces planets have fried your last two brain cells, #gemini. Go ahead and talk yourself in circles, you’re the only one listening. Your ‘wit’ is just confused drooling today. 🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's swimming, not sprinting. Even your lies will sound soggy, Gemini. Tell another tale, they'll just drown in your mediocrity. #Gemini 🌀 #astrology #horoscope

Gemini, Mercury’s deep in Pisces so your words are more confused than usual. No, we still can’t tell which head is complaining. Yawn. #Gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury drowning in Pisces? Fantastic, your mouth will spill nonsense even you’ll forget. Ramble on, #gemini, the world’s tuning you out anyway. 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope