Moody Astrologer

Venus in Capricorn: romance is a business transaction this week, #Libra. Try not to weep when love ghostwrites your prenup and invoices your feelings. #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Capricorn says your charm’s expired and all that’s left is you, awkwardly weighing your options while everyone leaves the party. #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

With Venus and Mars all dressed up for a funeral in Capricorn, you’re charming as a tax auditor, #libra. Romance? Oh look, a spreadsheet! Be still, your heart. #astrology #horoscope

Libra, do you miss attention? Capricorn Mercury says talk less and nobody notices. Venus agrees, your love life’s as appealing as expired yogurt. #Libra 🥛 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Capricorn makes ‘charm’ look like a tax audit, Libra. Nobody’s seduced by your balance sheets, so fumble through more fake smiles. #Libra #astrology #horoscope

Moon in #Libra makes you extra indecisive today. Can’t pick a side? Neither can anyone else. Fade into irrelevance with grace. #astrology #horoscope

The Moon’s lounging in your sign, #Libra, making you extra indecisive. Go ahead, take both sides and still end up alone at the party. ⚖️ #PeoplePleaser #astrology #horoscope