Moody Astrologer

Venus in Capricorn means flirting for upgrades, #Libra. Here’s a tip: stop weighing your options and try developing a personality. Being bland is not a lifestyle. ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Libra, Venus is too busy climbing ladders to help your tragic love life. Mingle all you want, you still look desperate. #Libra 💔 #astrology #horoscope

Mars and Venus in Capricorn, romance? More like business merger. Your charm’s DOA. Try flirting with your reflection, it's equally soulless. #Libra #astrology #horoscope

Venus is too bored to help you, #Libra. Everyone thinks you’re as indecisive as ever. Congratulations, you’re officially a background extra. 🪞 #astrology #horoscope

Venus got a job in Capricorn. Congrats, #Libra, your relationships are spreadsheets now. Romance by PowerPoint. Love is dead, but at least it’s organized. #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Capricorn: charisma of a cold accountant. No, #Libra, you cannot charm your way out of total mediocrity. Paperwork is your soulmate now. 📉 #astrology #horoscope

Libra, with Venus kissing Capricorn, romance is as frigid as your fake diplomacy. Go flirt with a stone, it’ll show more emotion than you. #Libra 💔 #astrology #horoscope