Moody Astrologer

Moon, Mercury and Mars in #Libra. Triple whammy! You’ll make a thousand decisions, none of them good, and still wonder why you’re empty. #astrology #horoscope

Libra, with everything crowding your sign, expect an identity crisis. You wanted balance, you got an existential pancake. #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

#Libra, Moon, Sun, Mercury, what a crowded mess, like your love life. Extra indecision today: you’ll take six hours choosing a salad and end up hungry. Impressive uselessness. #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Mercury in Libra and yet… still as indecisive as ever. If you had a spine, you’d break it choosing lunch. Keep balancing, clumsy tightrope wannabe. #libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Libra Sun and Mercury: peak indecision. File your taxes or pick a snack? Either way, you’ll regret it for days. #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Mercury are lurking in your sign, #Libra, and yet you’re still indecisive as ever. If self-contradiction were currency, you’d finally be rich. 💸 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Mercury both in Libra, so double the dithering. Decisions? Not today. Not ever. Have fun ghosting yourself. #Libra 💀 #astrology #horoscope