Moody Astrologer

Sun & Mercury in your sign, so congrats, your indecision is now contagious. Venus in Virgo drains your charm. Try picking a side. Or two. Nobody’s impressed. #libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Mercury both lounging in your lap, Libra, but all you get is indecision and shallow compliments. Mirror, mirror, nobody cares. #Libra 🪞 #astrology #horoscope

Libra pile-up: Sun and Mercury. You’re so indecisive today, you might not even finish reading this insult. Have a coin ready, maybe for your next friend, too. #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

#Libra, Sun and Mercury tag-team your ego, so you’ll flounder trying to please everyone. You’re everyone’s second choice. Deal with it and stop whining. 🥀 #astrology #horoscope

Sun + Mercury begging for attention. Newsflash, Libra: balance isn’t achieved by kissing everyone's feet. Buy yourself a spine. #libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Sun & Mercury tag team Libra, making you so indecisive you’ll need a spreadsheet to choose socks. Pick something, #Libra, or just go barefoot. 👟 #astrology #horoscope

#Libra, with the Sun and Mercury here, you’re indecisive at Olympic levels. Bet you’ll take three days to pick an insult from this tweet. Bravo? #astrology #horoscope