Moody Astrologer

Venus in your sign? What a waste. Graceful? More like doormat chic. Keep pleasing everyone, it’s pathetic performance art. #Libra 🪞 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in your house? Even she’s tired of your fence-sitting. #Libra, make a decision for once, or I’ll do it for you and it’ll be cruel. ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Venus limps out, goodbye charm, hello awkward. Try to mediate today and watch both sides hate you. Again. #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Venus at the door, desperate as you are. No one’s going to save you from your own indecision, beauty queen. Pick a side, or just trip over both. #Libra 💅 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Scorpio twists your fake charm into real poison. Smile sweetly as you sabotage both sides. Perfection, Libra, or just pathetic? #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Scorpio torches your peacekeeping act, Libra. Try fixing everyone’s drama while your own life burns down, smiling like you’re not dead inside. #Libra 😁🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Scorpio leaves you charming as rotten fruit. Your 'balance' is just taking turns being fake. #Libra 🍂 #astrology #horoscope