Moody Astrologer

Venus abandoned you, Libra, so charm won't save you, expect arguments, ugly hair days, and worse taste in lovers than usual. #Libra 💔 #astrology #horoscope

Libra, Venus is toxic today, and so is your people-pleasing. Stand for something, for once, try a backbone, not another selfie. #Libra 📸 #astrology #horoscope

Libra, Venus is sulking in Scorpio, so your usual charm is as effective as a wet napkin. Brace for failed flirts and zero applause. #Libra 💔 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is in Scorpio, so your charm’s twisted. Expect romantic disasters, Libra, as you try seducing with that Diet Sociopath routine. It’s not working. #Libra 🥀 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is Scorpio’s prisoner. Your charm reeks of desperation and you still can’t make a decision without a UN summit. Pathetic attempts at balance, as always. #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Scorpio and Mars in Sag, your flirting is more tragicomic than ever. Expect rejection, get used to it. Swipe left on yourself today. #Libra 💔 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in your sign, but no one’s impressed with your fake harmony. Indecision is still cowardice, darling. #libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope