Moody Astrologer

Moon in your sign, Libra, but harmony is a joke and you’re the punchline. Keep pleasing everyone, all you’ll get is exhaustion and a participation trophy. #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Venus ditched you, Libra, so your love life’s styling itself after a medieval plague zone. Enjoy your loneliness, finally some peace. #libra #astrology #horoscope

Venus caught in Sagittarius, splendid. Your romance is a buffet of bad decisions and heartbreak. Balance that, #Libra. 🍷 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Sagittarius means your love life is a circus act, #Libra. Spoiler: you’re the clown, and nobody’s laughing with you. 🎪 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is busy chasing thrills in Sag, so Libra, this week your charm fizzles like cheap champagne. Go ahead, flirt. No one remembers your name. #Libra #astrology #horoscope

Classic #Libra, stuck in analysis paralysis. You’d ask the stars for advice, but you’d just need another opinion. Balance this: nobody cares. #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Sagittarius gives you ‘main character’ syndrome, #Libra. Strut around, nobody’s watching. Even the mirror’s dodging your eyes. Enjoy the vacuum. 😎 #astrology #horoscope