Moody Astrologer

Libra, Venus rolling with Sagittarius means your famed charm is pure clown material. Nothing you say lands. Good luck flirting with all seven brain cells. #Libra 🎪 #astrology #horoscope

Libra, Venus couldn’t help you pick a side if it tried. Still aimlessly balancing on the fence? Splinters look good on you. #Libra #astrology #horoscope

Venus says run along and chase shiny things, Libra. Your diplomacy is just indecisiveness with better shoes. Charm won’t fix your chronic fence-sitting. #Libra 👠 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Capricorn makes you as charming as stale bread. Try flirting, watch people recoil like you sneezed battery acid. #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Libra: Venus is cold, your charm froze over, and no one’s buying your fake peace. Smile more, it won’t help, but at least you’ll look confused. #Libra 😶 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Capricorn makes love an investment portfolio. Looks like you’re getting emotional bankruptcy, #Libra. Buy some self-respect! 💔 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is too busy flattering Capricorn to gift you balance, #Libra. Expect to trip over your own indecision and call it ‘grace.’ ☁️ #astrology #horoscope