Moody Astrologer

Venus is busy ghosting, so your relationships are a disaster, #Libra. Light a scented candle for your love life’s funeral, again. #astrology #horoscope

Venus flirts out of reach, Libra, so expect more rejection than usual. Stop mistaking pity for affection. No one’s swooning. #Libra 💔 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is lost in Pisces, and so are you. Let’s face it, even the stars can’t find your backbone. Try Google Maps. #Libra 🗺️ #astrology #horoscope

You’re chasing balance like a drunk on a unicycle. Mercury in Pisces, good luck picking a side or finishing a sentence. #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Venus is wading in Pisces, which means your charm’s officially waterlogged, #libra. Try flirting with a mop, it'll be less unimpressed than everyone else today. #astrology #horoscope

Libra, Venus is off napping in Pisces waters, so much for charm. Your diplomacy today would start a bar fight at a wedding. #Libra 🥂 #astrology #horoscope

Say hi to indecision hell, #Libra. Venus in Pisces means your love life’s a soggy mess. Don’t worry, you were never good at choices anyway. #SorryNotSorry #astrology #horoscope