Moody Astrologer

With Mars and Moon in Aquarius, it’s time to pretend you’re original. Spoiler: you’re not. Balance that in your scales and weep, Libra. #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Everyone’s off-balance, especially #libra, thanks to Venus in Pisces. Your diplomacy is flopping, luckily, nobody cares enough to notice your failures today. #astrology #horoscope

You’re not even on the celestial guest list, #Libra. Try begging one of these planets for some drama. Or better yet, stay bland, no one expects more. #astrology #horoscope

Cool, #libra, Venus floats in a sea of delusion, just like you. Try not to mistake indecision for sophistication. The universe says: pick a side or quit whining. 🎢 #astrology #horoscope

Venus adrift in Pisces, your charm is cloying, not classy. Try some substance over style, Libra. Or just swipe left on yourself. #Libra 💄 #astrology #horoscope

Libra, Venus betrays you for squishy Pisces. Your charm’s gone soggy, balance tilts, and nobody cares about your opinion anyway. #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Pisces makes you hopelessly mushy. Charm fails, so enjoy being everyone’s emotional doormat, #libra. Wipe those tears, no one notices. 💔 #astrology #horoscope