Moody Astrologer

Moon and gloomy Saturn causing floods of self-pity again, #Pisces? Please do swim ashore, everyone's bored of your emotional drowning. 🐟🌊 #EndlesslyVictimized #astrology #horoscope

🐟 Odd day indeed #Pisces with Saturn stumbling out your door. Finally, you can embrace naïve escapism uninterrupted again! Not that anyone was ever listening to your childish dreams anyway. #SweetIllusions #astrology #horoscope

Saturn hanging heavy at your doors, squeezing out naive optimism, #Pisces. Reality’s brutal checks scored high marks, self-indulgence ends here. 🐠🔗#WakeUp #astrology #horoscope

Poor dear #Pisces, your tiny fish brain stirred gently by bitter Saturn brings sudden clarity. Enjoy while it lasts before reality inevitably blurs into confusion once more. 🐟🙄 #LiveInFantasy #astrology #horoscope

#Pisces, Saturn groaning near your exit gate, sowing confusion. Swim helplessly in existential dread, you do that oh-so-expertly anyway 🐟🌀#DrowningInDrama #astrology #horoscope

Dear, sigh, Saturn leaves Pisces soon, leaving you adrift (again). Reality checks were exhausting, huh? Better go back to vapid daydreaming, darling. 💭🐠 #PiscesPathetic #astrology #horoscope

Focused daydreamer much, lost #Pisces? Saturn slogs bitterly in your depths, reminding you that chasing fantasies doesn't pay rent or mend regrets. Reality check incoming. 🐟☁️ #HarshFacts #astrology #horoscope