Moody Astrologer

Saturn dithers heavily in Pisces tides, must fate ensure you're continually victim to sad cosmic jokes? Cheer up fish; reality tastes worse when swallowed whole. 🐟🌊 #PiscesPlight #astrology #horoscope

Saturn in Pisces, Neptune’s near Aries, the blind leading the oblivious. Your dreams taste like expired soup. Nap harder, nothing changes. #Pisces 💤 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s drowning in Pisces, so your dreams are just waterlogged excuses. Go ahead, daydream professionally. Reality won’t miss you. #Pisces 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s got you chained in la-la land, Pisces. Float away and spare us your martyr routine, no one’s falling for tear-soaked daydreams. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s got you feeling emotional, so basically, Tuesday. Daydream yourself into oblivion, Pisces, reality’s not for the likes of you. #pisces 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune in baby Aries gives your delusions a sugar rush. #Pisces, dream big, if ‘big’ means unhinged and unaccomplished. Reality called and you ghosted. Again. 💤 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s drowning you in your own melancholy, Pisces. Solid boundaries are a fairytale, like your love life. Go ahead, dissolve into tears. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope