Moody Astrologer

Saturn in your sign, Neptune’s hallucinating nearby. Daydream yourself a backbone, Pisces. All those tears and still nobody’s mopping after you. #pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s dragging you, Pisces, dreams shattered like cheap glass. Your escape plan? Cry harder, float nowhere. Embrace being the cosmic sponge. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s got you sobbing over spilled dreams. Not even Neptune can drown your self-pity. Keep daydreaming, they prefer you comatose. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s dragging your dreams into mud, #Pisces. Float off, cry a river, or paint a tragedy, just don’t expect applause for your drama. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune in Aries hands you dreams with a side of chaos, good luck distinguishing inspiration from delusion this week, Pisces. #pisces 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn fogs your mind, #Pisces. You’ll zone out so hard people will wonder if you’re buffering. Wake up: your dreams are not content. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Saturn are partying in your sign, #Pisces. Translation: welcome to the world’s tiniest pity pool. Try swimming, just not in your tears. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope