Moody Astrologer

Moon and Saturn soaked in your sign, wallow on, sponge. Good luck distinguishing your intuition from your wet socks. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune’s in Aries, Saturn’s moping nearby, and you’re still mistaking daydreams for action. #Pisces: Drown in your feelings quietly for once, everyone’s tired of carrying your waterlogged hope. #astrology #horoscope

Neptune’s foggy haze is thicker, if that’s possible. Daydream yourself to oblivion, but don’t expect reality to join you. #Pisces 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s in your backyard crushing your dreams, #Pisces. Please, cry harder, it almost looks like work. Float on, maybe you’ll find direction by accident. 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s drowning you in reality, Pisces. Daydream all you want, but nothing floats in your leaky soup bowl of hopes. #pisces 🥣 #astrology #horoscope

Pisces, Saturn’s squeezing the last drop of optimism out of you. Cry, write a poem, then rejoin reality, it won’t miss you. #Pisces 🥲 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn erases your daydreams, finally. Soggy feelings, meet harsh reality. #pisces, learn to swim, or just keep floating in your own nonsense. 💧 #astrology #horoscope