Moody Astrologer

Pisces, Neptune and Saturn tag-team your delusions. Float away, space cadet, earth called, they’re fine without you. #pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune in Pisces means even your fantasies have deadlines. Sorry, #Pisces, you can't float forever. Time to trade dreams for edible food and a shower. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune lurk, delusions marinate. #Pisces, your reality is a watercolor, one ugly rainstorm and you’ll melt. Maybe invest in a spine. #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune clog your dreams. You’re drowning in delusion and denial, as usual. #Pisces 🫧 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune and Saturn double-team you, Pisces. Drown in dreams, then choke on reality. Go ahead and wish, the universe says, ‘try harder.’ #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn, Neptune, chaos, your brain fog, Pisces, is now legendary. Can you get lost at sea if you’ve never left your bed? Yes. Yes, you can. #Pisces 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune and Saturn throw a pity parade in Pisces. Drown in your dreams, fish boy, while reality quietly steals your wallet. Tears won’t buy you a life raft. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope