Moody Astrologer

Pisces, Saturn and Neptune stir up existential dread and delusion. Perfect combo for crying in the shower while explaining chakras to your goldfish. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune drown you, Pisces. Dream bigger, or at least try waking up for once. Reality’s not contagious. #Pisces 💧 #astrology #horoscope

Pisces, Neptune and Saturn are giving you existential vertigo. Drown in daydreams and guilt while reality drives off laughing. #Pisces 💀 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune mutter in your depths, Pisces. Sorry, reality still hates you. Your escape plan? Whining with a side of melodrama. #Pisces 💧 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune and Saturn, your classic delusion dream team, are turning your thoughts to mush. Drift along. The rest of us need a break from your sad fish routine. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune tag-teaming in your sign. Dreamy delusions meet harsh reality. Spoiler: Reality wins, as always. #Pisces 🦑 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune sag in Pisces, making you even soggier than usual. Try drowning your sorrows, maybe you’ll float. #pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope