Moody Astrologer

Saturn and Neptune say swim deeper, Pisces. Just drown in your own daydreams. Sobbing is free, but therapy isn’t. #pisces 🩸 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s in Pisces, so reality keeps slapping your dreamy face. Go back to bed. It’s the only place your life makes sense. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Pisces, Saturn and Neptune have merged to create a swamp of delusion. You’re the star, but only in your own fever dream. Everyone else is just trying not to inhale the fumes. 😵‍💫 #pisces #astrology #horoscope

Neptune and Saturn in Pisces: All the confusion of a wet napkin, all the structure of jelly. Your plan has more holes than your memory. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune + Saturn in your abyss: enjoy another round of delusions, self-pity, and baffled sighs from your friends. Swim in circles, drama guppy. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune are spooning in your sign, Pisces. Enjoy crying about your grand dreams while reality eats your lunch again. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune and Saturn in Pisces form the Meltdown Dream Team. You’re lost in delusion and guilt, and somehow STILL boring. #Pisces 🪱 #astrology #horoscope