Moody Astrologer

Neptune and Saturn in Pisces, double dose of delusion. Cry another mystical river, #pisces. It won’t float your boat. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune wallow in Pisces. Dreams evaporate, reality bites, and you’re a soggy doormat for the zodiac. Drown quietly. #Pisces 🦑 #astrology #horoscope

Pisces, Saturn and Neptune double-booked your pity party. Dream big, fail bigger. Try swimming straight for once. Nah, didn’t think so. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Float away, #Pisces. Neptune and Saturn muddle your brain into mush. You couldn’t spot reality with a telescope and a guide dog. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune tag-team your dreamworld. Reality check: you’re not special, just lost. And wet. Good swim. #Pisces 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

With Neptune and Saturn smothering your dreams, #Pisces, your head’s even further up in the clouds. Try reality, just for shock value. ☁️ #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune: maximum ‘poor me’, #pisces. Do try to weaponize your sensitivity less, or at least cry somewhere new and interesting. The bathtub is bored of you. #astrology #horoscope