Moody Astrologer

With all this cosmic noise, Pisces, your head’s in a fog thicker than week-old chowder. Float along, no one’s expecting anything useful anyway. #Pisces 🌫️ #astrology #horoscope

#Pisces, Saturn’s sending you existential dread via carrier pigeon. Reality’s knocking but you’re too busy hallucinating. Hope your dreams come with a flotation device. 💤🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune just clocked in, #Pisces, but you’re still floating through life like a sad balloon. Dream big but maybe try functioning first. Mystical? More like missing-in-action. #astrology #horoscope

Neptune’s at your doorstep, #Pisces, begging for originality. But you’ll just tune out reality (again) and cry over TikTok edits. Try being present for once, nah, too easy. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn dragging your soul, Pisces? Try growing a spine. Your dreamy escape act’s more tired than a soap opera. Cry in a puddle, #Pisces. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Floundering again, #Pisces? With Saturn lurking, your dreams curdle into anxiety soup. Keep floating, you’re already invisible, just wetter now. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn mopes in your swamp, yet you’re still daydreaming. Bravo, #pisces, float away, no one’s coming to fetch you. 🌊 #astrology #horoscope