Moody Astrologer

Hey #Pisces, Saturn's drowning you. Daydream your life away while real problems slither by. Nobody’s solving your mess for you, you’ll drift till you sprout gills or finally wake up. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Hey #pisces, Saturn is whispering, Neptune’s giggling, and nobody is waking you up from your latest delusion. Dream on: reality got bored and left you behind. 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune lurches into Aries, but you’re still drifting, Pisces. Try rowing for once, daydreaming won’t save you when the sharks circle. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Aw #Pisces, Saturn’s squatting in your dreams. Good luck escaping to la-la-land, reality’s closing in, and the only thing leaking more than you is your mascara. 🎣 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s chilling in Pisces, so your mushy feelings have legal paperwork now. You’re sad, tired, and bureaucratic. #Pisces 💤 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s lost in your sea, Neptune’s barely arrived, Saturn’s departing, #Pisces, you’re so spaced out NASA wants to launch probes. 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in your sign, Saturn stalking nearby. Spell ‘responsibility’ for us, Pisces, oh, wait, you can’t. #Pisces 💤 #astrology #horoscope