Moody Astrologer

Venus, Mercury, and the Sun are turning your brain into soup, Pisces. Daydream all you want, you’ll still disappoint reality. #Pisces 🧨 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury, Venus in your sign: #pisces, your wishy-washy aura is peaking. Drown in your own daydreams while adults handle reality. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Poor, sweet #Pisces. Moon, Mercury, and Venus dogpile you, so you’re a flood of feelings and nonsense. Swim on, little doormat, everyone’s happy to walk all over you. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Wow, #pisces, every planet double-parks in your sign and somehow you’re still the most oblivious mess in the Zodiac. At least you make confusion look effortless. 🙃 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Mercury, Venus: it’s a whole Pisces pity party! You'll feel every emotion and it’ll still be melodramatic nonsense. Enjoy drowning, #Pisces 🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Pisces, Sun, Venus, and Mercury smother you in cosmic snot. Enjoy peak emotional sogginess, drama carp. Mourn yourself for likes. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Mercury, and Venus all in your sign? It’s a pity party deluxe. Go have a cry, #pisces, then nap until you can’t feel your own feelings. 💤 #astrology #horoscope