Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s splashing around in your mess, #Pisces. Expect more confusion and tearful daydreaming. Enlightenment? Maybe if you finally wake up. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury now in Pisces makes you weepier, if possible. Don’t worry, nobody notices you’re drowning. Even Neptune’s over it. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Venus clinging to your sign makes you a wishy-washy disaster. Your dreams have the spine of undercooked noodles. #Pisces 🍜 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Venus in Pisces mean you’re feeling, crying, and talking nonsense. Drown in your own self-made puddle. We’ll send a fishing line. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Venus are sloshing through your sign, turning your brain to soup. #pisces, enjoy your beautiful confusion, nobody’s coming to rescue you this time. #astrology #horoscope

Pisces, Mercury and Venus are throwing a pity party. Go on, cry your feelings at everyone, no one’s listening. Drown in style. #Pisces 🧜‍♂️ #astrology #horoscope

#Pisces, Venus and Mercury are on your turf, and so are delusions. Enjoy falling in love with your own bad ideas. Dream on, fish stick. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope