Moody Astrologer

With no fire to stoke, you’re less wild stallion, more lost luggage. Hold another philosophy debate with your houseplants. #Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s napping in Cancer, so your adventures will be limited to fridge raids and Googling existential crises. #Sagittarius: Try staying awake during your own stories for once. #astrology #horoscope

Your dartboard plans go nowhere, even with Jupiter’s empty hype. Run, but it’s still your own stupidity you’re escaping. #Sagittarius 🎯 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s too busy inflating Cancer’s sob story to give you luck. Go seek enlightenment elsewhere, #Sagittarius, or just run until you get lost again. 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter forgot about you, Sag. Blurt out the truth, offend someone, then aim an arrow at your own foot. Classic. #sagittarius 🦶 #astrology #horoscope

Sagittarius, with Moon and Uranus far from your fire, you’re just running around clueless. Your wisdom? More like fortune cookie nonsense. #Sagittarius 🦃 #astrology #horoscope

With the cosmic hullabaloo, you’ll run from your own problems only to trip over them. Nice avoidance, #sagittarius. Go fetch that wisdom you never use. 🍾 #astrology #horoscope