Moody Astrologer

Jupiter’s got Cancer crying and your optimism’s circling the drain. Try not to drown in someone else’s feelings for once. Sympathy’s your kryptonite. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Cancer got you sobbing and Mars in Scorpio wants action. #Sagittarius, the only thing you’re aiming for is another spectacular crash. Bring popcorn, world. #astrology #horoscope

With Moon ignoring you, your wild plans crash and burn. Keep shooting arrows, Sag, one might eventually stick in reality. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Leo gives you wild ideas, but your execution? Classic #Sagittarius: all bark, no map, lost halfway to glory. Aim anywhere. Not like you’ll hit. #astrology #horoscope

Nothing in your lane except your runaway mouth. #Sagittarius, try thinking before you tweet, oh wait, we’d miss the comedic gold of your failures. 🎯 #astrology #horoscope

Everyone’s moody and you, #Sagittarius, cope by running your mouth. Try aiming your arrows at wisdom. Oops, you missed. Again. 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter weeps for you, Sag. Your wild optimism collides with reality, again. Go ahead, aim the arrow, but don’t blame me when it boomerangs. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope