Moody Astrologer

Sagittarius, energy’s low and so is your attention span. If only daydreaming about vacations paid the bills, you’d be king. But nope. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Everything’s broody water or bland air, no fire for you, Sagittarius. Your wild dreams just got doused. Buy an umbrella. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

#Sagittarius, your wild dreams hit Saturn’s wall in Pisces, imagine harder, but not too hard, or you'll drown in your own delusions. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in your sign means more shouting, less sense. Enlighten us, #sagittarius, with another hot take no one asked for. Never change, except maybe your volume. 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s lost in your sign, Sagittarius. Channel that energy into running your mouth about things you pretend to know. Stunning as always. #Sagittarius #HotAir 🎯 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury just crash-landed into Sagittarius. Time for another round of thoughtless ‘wisdom.’ Speak first, regret later, or never, idiot. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury tripped into your sign, but your wisdom’s as deep as a kiddie pool. Go shout your ‘truths’, #sagittarius, nobody’s listening. #astrology #horoscope