Moody Astrologer

Jupiter’s stuck in sentimental Cancer, Sagittarius. Go preach about freedom, nobody cares about your soggy spirit quest. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Hey #Sagittarius, nobody’s shocked anymore by your ‘big ideas’, with Mercury deep in Scorpio, even you’re bored with your own recycled nonsense. Go ahead, run with scissors. #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter tries to help, but you’re still a windbag on a broken horse. Gallop off, preferably into silence. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Your big Jupiter dreams hit a Cancerian wall. #sagittarius, aim high but dodge the crabs. You'll hit your head, not your mark. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio’s poison’s leaking into your fun, Sag. Good luck blazing a trail when your own stupidity keeps blocking the path. Next time, try a map. #Sagittarius 🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Moon party in your sign, #sagittarius. Overblown optimism? You bet. Just remember, not every half-baked idea needs to be shouted from rooftops. 🎯 #astrology #horoscope

Sagittarius, Moon’s in your sign, so feelings run wild. Party alone, no one needs your emotional rampage today. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope