Moody Astrologer

Mercury and Mars in Sagittarius means double trouble. Enjoy tripping over your own half-baked ideas and setting your foot (or face) on fire. #Sagittarius 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars fuel your hot air, Sagittarius. Good news: you’ll say something stupid at record speed today. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Sagittarius, Mercury and Mars light up your mouth, ensuring you offend someone before noon. Go ahead, dig that grave with your own tongue. #Sagittarius 🎯 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury & Mars in your sign. Congratulations, Sagittarius, you’re an unfiltered megaphone strapped to a rocket. Prepare to annoy all lifeforms. #Sagittarius 🚀 #astrology #horoscope

Your mouth writes checks Mars and Mercury can’t cash. Sag, congrats, your big ideas today are even emptier than your promises. Pipe down and trip over yourself. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars in your sign. Congrats, you can shout nonsense twice as fast. They say knowledge is power, but not in your case. #Sagittarius 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars in Sagittarius, talk louder and run faster, but none of it makes you less clueless. #sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope