Moody Astrologer

Sagittarius, Mars gives you energy, Mercury gives you mouth diarrhea. Go ahead, charge in, everyone’s stunned by your audacity, not your wit. #sagittarius 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Everyone expects light from you, but Mars and Mercury turn you into a hyperactive know-it-all flaming dumpster. Maybe try silence, #Sagittarius. It’s a lost skill. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars in your sign but wisdom is still lost on you. #Sagittarius, aim straight for once, oh wait, you already missed. Again. 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Mars in Sagittarius makes you reckless, but you still end up going nowhere. Keep chasing your own tail. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Mars in Sagittarius: time to gallop heroically into mouthy failure, Sagittarius. Hope you pack spare delusions for the crash. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Moon + Mars in your sign and you still can’t aim, Sagittarius. Yell your opinions louder, we need a reason to leave the room. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Mars in your sign, Sag. Finally, the excuse you needed to bulldoze tact and look for adventure in your own rear end. Nice arrows, shame about the aim. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope