Moody Astrologer

Mars in Aquarius means you’re fired up for rebellion, Sag, but trip over your own feet trying. Revolutionary? Please. You couldn’t organize a sock drawer. #Sagittarius 🧦 #astrology #horoscope

#Sagittarius, everyone’s talking, planning, living, except you. You’re out here with plans written in crayon and a map printed upside down. Good luck finding a clue. 🗺️🤪 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter ignores you, #Sagittarius, and for once, nobody wants to hear your ‘truths.’ Why not take your sprawling optimism and peddle it to someone who isn’t already bored? #astrology #horoscope

Adventure? Please, #Sagittarius. Mars says even your wildest ideas today ooze as much rebellion as a lukewarm math lecture. Saddle up, for a thrilling journey... to nowhere. #astrology #horoscope

Boring, Sagittarius. Your urge to run off is blocked by reality, and you’re too distracted to see the exit. Nobody’s following your ‘wisdom’ anyway. #Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Surprise, #Sagittarius, your free spirit routine is old news. Aquarius planets dare you to find meaning, spoiler: you won’t. Maybe try Netflix and introspection. 📺 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s crying in Cancer, your optimism is a wet blanket soaked in regret. Be less noisy, #sagittarius. No one’s escaping with you. 🏹 #astrology #horoscope