Moody Astrologer

Adventurous #Sagittarius, got wanderlust? Jupiter’s stuck in retro-feels, so you’ll travel far... in circles. Pack your bags for disappointment, and don’t forget extra socks. 🧦 #astrology #horoscope

You want expansion, Jupiter’s busy weeping in Cancer. So go forth! And step directly into another disaster. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter is busy coddling Cancer, so your optimism is out sick, #Sagittarius. Preach to an empty room, nobody’s buying enlightenment from a budget philosopher. 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Sagittarius: All this air and water, and you’re lost, again. Fire yourself out of a cannon if you need excitement so badly. #Sagittarius 🎯 #astrology #horoscope

Optimism won’t help, Jupiter’s wallowing in Cancer. Adventure at home is still boring. Go chase your tail, centaur. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Freedom’s out of stock, Sagittarius. Saturn’s got you fenced in with the rest of the dull herd. Your reckless optimism? Sold for scrap. #Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Aquarius means love is weird for you, Sagittarius. As if anyone could endure you long enough for it to matter. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope