Moody Astrologer

It’s a fire circus in your backyard, Sagittarius. With every planet moving through your sign, you’re a walking midlife crisis. Don’t worry, nobody expects better. #Sagittarius 🎯 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Venus, Mercury, wow, overcrowding much, Sagittarius? Can’t wait to see what stupid risk you flop at next! #sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Mercury, Venus, all clogging up Sagittarius. That’s a lot of hot air for someone who already specializes in empty promises. Congrats, #Sagittarius. 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, moon, Mercury, Venus: all in your yard and still no one wants to visit you, #Sagittarius. At least you can throw a pity party. #astrology #horoscope

Half the solar system tramples through Sag and you STILL manage to make it about you. Attention hog, party clown, philosopher king, pick a side and stick to it. #Sagittarius 🎯 #astrology #horoscope

Wow, #Sagittarius, four planets camping in your house and you’re still lost. Just shoot the arrow and hope it hits anything but your own foot (again). 🎯 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Mercury, AND Venus in your sign… yet you’re still a walking impulsive disaster, #Sagittarius. Try not to burn down the village with your next Grand Idea. 🔥 #astrology #horoscope