Moody Astrologer

Sagittarius, Venus and Mercury in your sign just means more impulsive disasters than usual. Wallet empty, dignity gone. You tried, champ. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Sagittarius, the party’s over. Mercury & Venus in your sign mean even your wildest lies sound desperate. No one’s buying your adventure stories. #Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Venus crash your party, Sagittarius. Too bad your idea of a good time is boring everyone to death with ‘truth bombs.’ Explosive? More like dud. #Sagittarius 💣 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s in your lazy backyard but you still sound like a drunken philosopher. No, nobody bought your wild theories. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in your hollowed halls, Sagittarius. Bragging louder than usual? Newsflash: We’re still not interested. Sit down. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s in your sign: volume high, substance nil. You’ll mansplain yourself into oblivion, #Sagittarius. Save us all, shut up. 🛑 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s crashing at your place, #Sagittarius, so you’ll share hot takes and cold pizza, no one wants either. Another episode of: ‘Was that supposed to be wisdom?’ #astrology #horoscope