Moody Astrologer

You’re not escaping reality, #Sagittarius. Mercury’s fog has you running face-first into it. Boom! Go on, laugh it off, we’re all watching. #astrology #horoscope

Aquarius planets have you itching for ‘adventure’, Sagittarius. Try finding some purpose first, besides running from your own mess. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

The Moon in your sign makes you bold. By which I mean: insufferable, reckless, and convinced that bad ideas are ‘adventures.’ #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in Sag, your feelings inflate like a parade balloon. Prepare to pop dramatically, demanding attention you don’t deserve. #Sagittarius 🎈 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s deep in Cancer, full of feelings, gross, right? #sagittarius, your usual optimism is now just cringe. Try shutting up for once. 🦃 #astrology #horoscope

Sagittarius, Jupiter’s drunk on Cancer’s cheap wine, and your optimism’s curled up in a corner. Big dreams, tiny execution. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

#Sagittarius, you’re itching to escape with Jupiter in Cancer’s crab bucket. Spoiler: You’ll just talk big, then trip over your own ambition. Bon voyage, fool. #astrology #horoscope