Moody Astrologer

Pisces Mercury fries your focus, Sagittarius, today’s wisdom: lose your keys, forget your point, blame the cosmos. Typical. #Sagittarius 🎯 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in Cancer is swelling your ego, #sagittarius, but those Aqua planets mock your big dreams. Enjoy being wrong every time you open your mouth! 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Your arrow’s lost in the fog, #Sagittarius. All your fire, wasted, Jupiter's busy elsewhere. Aim for the stars, hit the floor. Classic. #astrology #horoscope

Your Mars is as limp as your promises, #sagittarius. Dream big, achieve nothing, it’s your gift. Maybe next lifetime you’ll reach a goal that isn’t embarrassing. 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter's hogging all the emotion. Your usual hot air now just fogs up the windows and not a single soul is listening. Screaming into the void, Sag? Good luck. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Sagittarius, with Mercury fogged out, your ‘truth bombs’ are just farts in cosmic soup. Save the sermons, nobody’s awake. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune and Saturn mucking about have you chasing imaginary horizons. Spoiler: you’ll still be lost and broke, #sagittarius, but at least you’ll have stories. 🏹 #astrology #horoscope