Moody Astrologer

Pluto peers coldly in Aquarius, and goodness knows you're delighted relishing everyone else's darkness but yours. Ever tire of your own poison? Didn’t think so. 🦂🖤 #ScorpioSecrets #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in Cancer muddies your venom, Saturn’s shadow makes you extra broody. Enjoy drowning in your own intensity, drama queen. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s emotions meet your sewer of trust issues. Shady as ever, Scorpio. Hide in the shadows firing off snarky texts, no one wants your drama anyway. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio, Saturn’s weeping in your fellow water sign. Your ‘mysterious’ vibe today reeks more of mildew than menace. Go sponge off someone else’s intrigue. #Scorpio 🕷️ #astrology #horoscope

Nobody’s haunting you, Scorpio, you’re just sulking for attention. Play mysterious all you want, but today you’re just background noise. #scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars in limp Libra has you extra broody, #Scorpio. Your manipulations are about as subtle as a clown at a funeral. Find a new hobby besides brooding. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Nothing for you in the dark, just Pluto sulking in Aquarius. Keep spying, Scorpio, maybe one day people will care enough to have secrets worth stealing. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope