Moody Astrologer

#Scorpio, Mars wants to stir your pot but you’re just brooding in the corner. Plot all you want, nobody fears your shadow games anymore. #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio, Mars just crawled into your swamp, of course you’re angrier than usual. Slink back to your dark corner and hiss at the moon. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars just crawled into Scorpio, so #Scorpio, you’re extra terrifying and twice as tiresome. Brood in the corner all you want, nobody’s intimidated, they’re avoiding you for fun. #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Mars cluster in Scorpio, paranoid, petty and vengeful. Plot all you want, you’re still a tragic extra in everyone’s story. #scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Mars in Scorpio: you’re a vengeful soap opera villain with a mood swing kink. Nobody’s safe, and honestly, you love it. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars is home, #Scorpio, but you still can’t sting without tripping over your inferiority complex. Go ahead, glower from the shadows. No one’s scared. 🕷️ #astrology #horoscope

Mars barely crept into Scorpio, but you’re still overcompensating. Edgy? Please. More like a moody raccoon. #Scorpio 🦝 #astrology #horoscope