Moody Astrologer

Pluto’s pouting in Aquarius, Scorpio, your dark mystique now looks like bad eyeliner and trust issues. Go ahead, brood in the corner, nobody cares. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

#Scorpio, Mars dumped you for a cold Aquarius breeze. Plot all you want, nobody’s scared. Your edge is duller than a butter knife, time to retire. 🦂⚰️ #astrology #horoscope

Mars and Pluto tag-teaming Aquarius spells one thing for you, #Scorpio: impotent rage. Go ahead, glare at everyone, you’re about as threatening as a goth hamster. #astrology #horoscope

Nice try, #Scorpio, Mars in Aquarius neuters your edge. Cryptic threats sound more like bad performance art. Bite someone? You’d rather brood in your mildew-cave. #astrology #horoscope

Martian energy? Hah. You're a drama leech, Scorpio, and everyone’s unplugging. Try subtlety, unless you want to be dragged on main. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

#Scorpio, guess what? Your dark brooding’s just adolescent angst with better eyeliner. With all this Aqua static, nobody’s afraid of you, they’re just sick of your drama. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s in Aquarius, your sting is dull, your threats laughable. Try brooding harder, #scorpio, maybe someone will care. (They won’t.) 🦂 #astrology #horoscope