Moody Astrologer

Brooding again, #Scorpio? Pluto in Aquarius means your signature intensity is cancelled, now you’re just paranoid and boring. Try brooding in public, see if anyone notices (they won’t). 🕳️ #astrology #horoscope

Mars drooling in Capricorn, Saturn glaring from Pisces. Intensity? Please. Someone turned your venom into chamomile. #Scorpio ☠️ #astrology #horoscope

Mars limps away from you. All sting, no target, #Scorpio. Revenge fantasy: zero. Actual progress: less than zero. Try brooding harder, it’s all you’ve got left. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio, Saturn and Moon in Pisces make your usual brooding look like second-rate bad acting. Brood all you want, nobody notices. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars abandoned ship and Neptune’s making you soft. Go ahead, brood. Nobody’s scared, just annoyed. Plot revenge on yourself. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars left you in the cold, Scorpio. Brooding’s your cardio now. Strike from the shadows, no one’s shocked, no one’s impressed. #Scorpio #astrology #horoscope

Mars in Aquarius has stripped your power, Scorpio. All sting, no substance. Try brooding harder, it’s all you’ve got. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope