Moody Astrologer

Moon’s stomping on your soul, #Scorpio, so try not to spiral too hard. Your intensity just looks like melodrama to the rest of us. 🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s sitting in Scorpio, but you’re not deep, just moody. Plot all you want, nobody’s scared, just bored. #Scorpio #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Sagittarius means your moods swing so wide that the Grim Reaper booked a day off. Nobody’s scared, just tired. #Scorpio 💀 #astrology #horoscope

You think everyone’s plotting, but trust me, you’re not that important today. Mars and Pluto both give up halfway through your tantrum. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s cackling from Aquarius, Mars is occupied, bad news, #scorpio: your venom has no bite. Sulk harder, maybe someone will notice. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio, Mars mocks your brooding power. Go ahead, glare. No one’s scared, except maybe your reflection. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars is drowning in Aquarius, so your drive is stuck on ‘contemplate revenge, nap instead.’ Sit down, #Scorpio, someone might notice if you disappeared. Or not. #astrology #horoscope